wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
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