swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

posted 1 day ago / 30 Jul 2014 with 326,376 notes   

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

posted 1 day ago / 30 Jul 2014 with 231,431 notes   

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posted 1 day ago / 30 Jul 2014 with 50,221 notes   

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

posted 1 day ago / 30 Jul 2014 with 151,287 notes   

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hows:

Aries: gay
Taurus: gay
Gemini: gay
Cancer: gay
Leo: gay
Virgo: gay
Libra: gay
Scorpio: gay
Sagittarius: gay
Capricorn: gay

Aquarius: gay

Pisces: gay

posted 1 day ago / 30 Jul 2014 with 1,262 notes   

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
posted 2 days ago / 29 Jul 2014 with 242,516 notes   

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posted 2 days ago / 29 Jul 2014 with 81,809 notes   

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Holland Roden attends Entertainment Weekly’s Annual Comic-Con Celebration at Float at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 26, 2014 in San Diego, California.

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posted 2 days ago / 29 Jul 2014 with 162 notes   

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